another critical step of being a woman is using womanwords whenever possible. womanwords are words like "cut", "fuck", "kill", and "tuesday". decisive words that get you somewhere quick. men don't use these words because they lack conviction.
other womanwords are words like "bread", "computer", and "help" — absolute essentials. the sort of stuff that ends a good situation if you don't think about it enough. here's some good womansentences to help you get a taste for using womanwords:
we're gonna cut down the spruce tree on tuesday, do you wanna help?
he was killed in a car crash last week. how's your computer working?
i made fresh bread, let's eat it and then fuck
often womanwords have a hard feel in the mouth. this shouldn't surprise you but it's ok if it does — there's thousands of years of propaganda (manpaganda) telling us women are soft.
women are smooth river rocks, and so are our words. the hard ones like "yes", "no", and "tomorrow" are for action and continuity. the smooth ones like "i love you", "i'm sorry", and "dirt" are for building strong life connections to other women.
but not all womanwords are smooth river rock words. in fact all words are womanwords if they're being said by a woman. so the first step to using your womanwords well may actually be to breathe the fresh clean air or drench yourself in a sopping grapefruit, then the womanwords will come out easily.